- You are driving your little girl to her first overnight campout.
- On the way to the campout the little girl asks: "Does it hurt when a baby comes out of your tummy?" and she expects an answer.
- When scanning the radio for a good tune you hit upon "Footloose" and realize you are on the golden oldies station.
Nothing like a strong dose of reality hitting me in the face all at once. Let's not even mention the gray hair I found a few months ago. They say you are only as old you feel, but if that is the case I feel about 150 right now.